Archive for May, 2008

Oh no, we pissed off Janine Turner!

Oh no, we pissed off Janine Turner! This is the letter we got: This law office represents Janine Turner. It has come to our attention that your website has published false and defamatory statements regarding Ms. Turner. Specifically, there is a page on the website, (the �Site�), published on November 22, 2004, that states [...]

May 30, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Courtney Love

How many people pay to have their nose widened? Apparently Courtney Love is one. Her nose looks much larger than it did a few years ago. She must be back on the drugs to think that her new nose in an improvement over the old one. The bridge of her nose now looks massive.

May 30, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Separated at birth – Amanda Lepore and Pamela Anderson

Separated at birth? Here’s Amanda Lepore and Pamela Anderson standing side by side, both looking like plastic surgery victims. Neither has any of their original body parts. Both have collagen filled lips, rhinoplasty, and even similarly taut facial skin to prevent signs of aging from showing.

May 29, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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The NBA's Most Plastic Wife

Joumana Kidd, the (soon to be ex-)wife of NBA player Jason Kidd, is made of plastic. First, she started off with that wonky nose job, then got the fake round hard looking boobs (shouldn’t large breasts look softer?), and now, she’s got trout pout. She already had generous lips, but when you have too much [...]

May 28, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Wax figure or Victoria Principal?

This waxy figure is supposedly actress Victoria Principal. I do not believe she could stop smiling if she wanted to, because face looks frozen in that position. If this is really Victoria Principal, she looks like she’s had too many facelifts, rhinoplasty, botox, browlifts, and who knows what else. She gone into the league of [...]

May 28, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Mary J Blige – Really Fake Looking Boobs

What happens when you get breast implants and then lose weight? People can see the implants more easily. Breast augmentations look best on women with a good amount of skin to cover the implants.

May 28, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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She scares me

I don’t know who this woman is, but someone sent in her photo, because they thought she looked like a botched plastic surgery victim. I have to agree. I don’t know where to start. Is it the misshapen nose job? Or the weird facial surgery which has left her aging skin completely taut? She also [...]

May 24, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Bianca Gascoigne really thinks her breasts look real

Do you think that Bianca Gascoigne’s breasts look real? The British spoiled rich girl is the step-daughter of soccer player Paul Gascoigne. She admitted in an interview that she had her breasts enhanced from A cup for a 34 C. Bianca is a small framed girl. Her implants look like medium sized peaches stuck under [...]

May 23, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Can you drive a truck through these? Part 2

Gaby Spanic is a soap star in her native Latin America. Now, she is trying to make it in the US. My first suggestion is that she get rid of the breast implants that have a huge gap between them. You could drive a truck through those. Huge, obviously augmented breasts make you look cheap!

May 23, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Scary Boobs Diagnosis

Dr Anthony Youn of offered a suggestion on the condition of woman’s breasts: That photo you put up with the odd looking breasts is symmastia. That is the result of the space between the breasts becoming violated. Basically the breast pocket from one breast connects with the pocket of the other breast. It allows [...]

May 23, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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