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Archive for July, 2008

How To Look Like A Stripper By Alexia Moore

“Porn star” Alexia Moore aka Cassandra Malandri was arrested in a sweep of a strip club that offered more than nude shows. (Read the whole story at the New York Daily News.)Photographic evidence shows that Alexia was once an innocent looking girl who became emboldened by excessive plastic surgery. In the first photo, she has [...]

July 30, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Madonna is skeletor

One of the sad side effects of cheek implants is the chance that the patient will look scarily gaunt if weight is lost. I call this gaunt look ‘skeletor’ (like the scary character from the 80s animated series). Madonna looks sadly unfortunate after a tough week of having her media flacks cancel her brother’s book [...]

July 27, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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The Ugliest Breast Augmentation Ever courtesy of TheDirty.com

TheDirty.com has uncovered the ugliest breast augmentation ever. The patient is an Orange County Newport Beach type who is anorexic with huge bolted on breast implants. She is far too thin for the size breast implants she was given. Also, she is obviously underweight and not mentally sound; doctors are not supposed to perform plastic [...]

July 26, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Audrina's Fake Breasts

The best thing about Audrina Patridge’s breasts is that they don’t look bolted on. They merely look oddly spaced and strangely shaped when not covered. Perhaps, if she’d had a better plastic surgeon, her breasts would hang normally, instead of looking like they are running in opposite directions. Someone people think that there is something [...]

July 26, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Ellen Barkin is against invasive plastic surgery

Ellen Barkin is against invasive plastic surgery, according to a recent magazine article. Sure, Ellen, we believe you. However, pictures don’t lie. Look at how her lips have varied in size; in the year 2000 photo, her lips are gloriously plump and the top one is slightly misshapen. In the year 2004 photo, her lips [...]

July 24, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
Tags: ,  · Posted in: Before And After, Ellen Barkin

Plastic porn star

These are before and after photos of a famous adult star from the 90s named, JR Carrington. She was renowned for her beauty at the height of career. Now, instead of fading, she is still clinging to her looks. Her nose looks like it has been shaved down. Her skin looks like plastic and has [...]

July 22, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Pick A Lip Size, Kate

This actress refuses to pick a lip size. Her pout changes size depending on the occasion with disastrous results; she does not mind sporting a bad case of trout pout. Click here to see her identity.

July 19, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
Tags: , ,  · Posted in: Bad Collagen in Lips, Kate Beckinsale

Oh no, look at Hayden's nose

Hayden Panettiere plays the cheerleader on the tv show, Heroes. A recent email from a reader mentioned that her nose looks somehow different. I agree, it does. The tip of her nose looks slimmer and shaved down. Does it work? No, it just looks and seems unnecessary. It makes her look older overnight. Why would [...]

July 18, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Katherine Heigl's Fish Lips

Recently photos show that Katherine Heigl no longer has human lips. They have been replaced with fish lips! Her upper lip is barely recognizable and her bottom lip is starting to look pretty bad. The sad part is that Katherine has very nice lips to start with. Whatever she did to her lips to make [...]

July 15, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Is that Madonna or one of the Spitting Image puppets?

Madonna is starting to look like a Spitting Image puppet and sufferer of ‘madamism‘, a term for the puppet like features caused by too much plastic surgery. Remember, people, plastic surgery does not make you look younger, it only makes you look plastic! It looks like Madonna has had some facial refinements over the years. [...]

July 15, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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