Archive for January, 2009

Jessica Simpson's body is not the only thing that has blown up

Jessica Simpson’s body is not the only thing that has blown up..

January 30, 2009 · webmistress · 1,818 Comments
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Worst Rhinoplasty Ever – Nose Rots Off!

This is the worst rhinoplasty result I have ever seen. The patient’s nose rotted off from the tip. If you are eating food or thinking about doing so, these images may be highly disturbing to you. Discretion is advised.

January 28, 2009 · webmistress · 1,985 Comments
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Will Cher ever stop?

As you can see, Cher’s face is pulled back so tightly, she can only grimace (and her hairline has moved back too!). Way to go, Cher. And please, lay off the lip collagen.

January 28, 2009 · webmistress · 1,670 Comments
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The many faces of Courtney Love

Courtney Love is the sort of celebrity that seems to have a regular schedule of plastic surgery procedures. She is an A+ student at the Michael Jackson school of plastic surgery. Her face seems to morph into something different every few months. Last year, she had a Joker-esque smile for a few months that was [...]

January 27, 2009 · webmistress · 542 Comments
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Even though I have a lumpy midriff I am still sexy or the Lil Kim liposuction story

Lil’ Kim seems to love procedures such as rhinoplasty, breast implants, skin bleaching, and liposuction which she sadly feels enhances her physical appearance. Not! When too much fat is extracted from the body at one time irregularities of the skin are the result: dents, lumps, and sagging skin. She seems to have an ample dose [...]

January 24, 2009 · webmistress · 1,282 Comments
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Renee Zellweger – fake tatas a few years ago?

I found this picture of Renee Zellweger from a few years ago. She looks very busty and at closer inspection her breasts look like protruding round circles. We know what that means, right? Most likely her breasts are fake! Even though it was during the era where she gained weight for a movie, she still [...]

January 23, 2009 · webmistress · 985 Comments
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Amanda Lepore's lips keep growing

Amanda Lepore’s lips are still growing. Too much is apparently never enough for her. It looks as if the collagen was applied unevenly, because her cupid’s bow is very off center.

January 23, 2009 · webmistress · 1,282 Comments
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Puffy pout for UK star Patsy Kensit

Most Americans would recognize Patsy Kensit as the love interest in Lethal Weapon 2, but in the UK she is best known as a sometime actress who likes to marry famous musicians (she’s been married to three – two were in bands Simple Minds and Oasis respectively). Anyway, it appears that she has fallen into [...]

January 23, 2009 · webmistress · 908 Comments
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Pamela Anderson has stripper boobs

Pamela Anderson was once a cute girl from rural Canada. After moving to the US and falling into the clutches of the entertainment industry, she began her transformation with breast implants. Now, it seems she has opted for the huge stripper sized implants, that have no natural hang. Perhaps it is some sort of midlife [...]

January 23, 2009 · webmistress · 2,018 Comments
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Jackie Stallone – once upon a time less scary looking

Jackie Stallone has firmly cemented her place hall of fame as one of the scariest celebrities in the world, especially now that we have discovered a photo of her where she looks normal. As in, no supersized rubbery trout pout and no Halloween like mask effect. I would guess that Jackie has had a [...]

January 21, 2009 · webmistress · 1,293 Comments
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