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Archive for April, 2009

Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square?

Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square? Just ask exotic dancer Coco.

April 30, 2009 · webmistress · 2,546 Comments
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Did she buy them at Walmart?

Did she buy them at Walmart? I am not impressed with the breast implants of Miss California – USA Carrie Prejean. They look like the requisite stripper bolted on orange halve breasts. Not a good look when you are competing in a national beauty pageant, but a great look for amateur night at your local [...]

April 29, 2009 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Gulianna's Fakes!

Guliana DePandi from the E! Network has been hiding some secrets – two, in fact. Her breasts are fake. Had she not worn a low cut dress and shown off some cleavage, I wouldn’t have guessed. Here, it is easy to see the breast implants stuck to her chest. Her original size must have been [...]

April 29, 2009 · webmistress · 1,449 Comments
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Sharon Stone gets nailed

The Superficial described super cranky actress Sharon Stone in a recent article as having, ‘Dolly Parton on meth’ and goes on to say: She’s always denied having implants, but when you drop this much weight and your chest looks bolted on for dear life, there’s no hiding it. I’ve thought that her breasts looked fake [...]

April 29, 2009 · webmistress · 2,193 Comments
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Daryl Hannah

Daryl Hannah looks like she’s aged 15 years in one year. Check out her new face. Her eyes seem ‘adjusted’. What happened? A bad facelift, perhaps?

April 27, 2009 · webmistress · 2,132 Comments
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This is the nose you get after too much cocaine

What happens when the inside of your nose collapses after indulging too much in cocaine? You get a new reconstructed nose that vaguely resembles the old one, yet still looks ‘off’. Take a look below. The nose belongs to socialite Tara Palmer.

April 26, 2009 · webmistress · 1,652 Comments
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What's new at Awful Plastic Surgery?

What’s new at Awful Plastic Surgery? Kelly Bensimon’s breasts horrify the web http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/04/22/kelly-bensimons-breasts-horrify-the-web/ Jocelyn Wildenstein Drag Performer http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/04/22/jocelyn-wildenstein-drag-performer/ Can Lisa Rinna’s upper lip be repaired? http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/04/12/can-lisa-rinnas-upper-lip-be-repaired/ Mickey Rourke takes off the Halloween mask http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/04/01/mickey-rourke-takes-off-the-halloween-mask/ The Cat Lady Is Everywhere! http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/28/the-cat-lady-is-everywhere/ Guess the famous actor! http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/26/guess-the-famous-actor/ Lindsay Lohan hits the wall – hard http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/03/15/lindsay-lohan-hits-the-wall-hard/ Bethenny Frankel [...]

April 22, 2009 · The Staff · Comments Closed
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Kelly Bensimon's breasts horrify the web

Kelly Bensimon is the most hated housewife on ‘Real Housewives of New York‘; on the show, she alternates between acting high on drugs, vapid, or just plain childish. Kelly clearly thinks she’s the hottest chick on the show. Well, some photos of her scary cleavage showed up today on the web, so I think her [...]

April 22, 2009 · webmistress · 1,406 Comments
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Jocelyn Wildenstein Drag Performer

Jocelyn Wildenstein has an impersonator from Australia. Her name is Cleopatra Coupe. She definitely captures the distorted features without going in a Halloween mask direction. Click here for Jocelyn. You can see more here: http://www.boudist.com/archive/2008/08/21/drag_industry_variety_awards_2008.php

April 22, 2009 · webmistress · 1,973 Comments
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How did I miss this one?

This is the mugshot of Heidi Fleiss after her most recent arrest. Lip fillers are just as addictive as drugs, people.

April 21, 2009 · webmistress · 2,617 Comments
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