Something is up with Tori Amos

Tori Amos is apparently traveling down the heavily trodden path of many famous singers. The internet is buzzing with stories about her new ‘look’. I had to see for myself and saw a Tori Amos I barely recognized (thank goodness for captions!).

Her nose looks shaved down and her forehead yanked up. Her eyes look entirely different and the skin on her face is smoother.

If you’ve followed Tori long enough, you know that Tori LOVES Tori and she’ll keep doing this stuff, because she wants to look GOOD. Yikes. All the softness is gone from her face and she’s looking witchy.

How to ruin a perfectly good set of breasts

How to ruin a perfectly perfect set of breasts.. take a note from Italian actress Ornella Muti. Get bad implants that cause something called ‘breadloafing’ (i.e. over-dissection of the tissues in the cleavage area). Wear low cut dress. Horrify the world.

Crazily, this woman has lived with a plastic surgeon since 1997.