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Archive for May, 2009

But I want huge implants – yup, the Tori Spelling story

Tori Spelling hopped in the pool yesterday with her daughter and some large floatational devices – her breasts. She is a very thin woman and her implants are simply gaudy. Normally, small women get implants under the muscle to avoid the ‘fake breasts’ look. Tori’s implants look like they are above the muscle. I hope [...]

May 27, 2009 · webmistress · 3,709 Comments
Tags: ,  · Posted in: Tori Spelling

Guess the chiclet teeth!

Guess the chiclet teeth! Thanks FinalPixx.com!

May 27, 2009 · webmistress · 3,616 Comments
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Jordan's breasts look ridiculous

Jordan’s breast implants look horrid in normal clothing. They definitely appear fake and bolted on. If you think that is bad, check out her nipples!

May 24, 2009 · webmistress · 4,011 Comments
Tags: ,  · Posted in: Bad Boob Job, Jordan

Guess who?

Guess the celebrity below. Her bee stung unevenly plumped lips, numerous facial plastic surgeries, and gaunt appearance have made her rather unrecognizable.

May 24, 2009 · webmistress · 2,907 Comments
Tags: ,  · Posted in: Courtney Love

Puffy lips will make Cannes go ga-ga for me!

‘Dammit! I will make this acting thing work. I know that getting my lips plumped up for the Cannes red carpet (even though I don’t have a movie showing there) will get me all the attention I’ve ever wanted.’ – Phoebe Price, America’s 1 Famewhore

May 22, 2009 · webmistress · 3,432 Comments
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Angelina waxes her way though Cannes

St Angelina Jolie waxed her way through Cannes with equally saintly current life partner, Brad Pitt. She looked heavenly as she smiled at the hungry photographers and her forehead never moved, not even once. Okay, so why was Angie’s forehead drum tight? Some credit botox, other credit tightly pulled hair extensions in her scalp, which [...]

May 22, 2009 · webmistress · 3,217 Comments
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Something is up with Tori Amos

Tori Amos is apparently traveling down the heavily trodden path of many famous singers. The internet is buzzing with stories about her new ‘look’. I had to see for myself and saw a Tori Amos I barely recognized (thank goodness for captions!). Her nose looks shaved down and her forehead yanked up. Her eyes look [...]

May 21, 2009 · webmistress · 6,078 Comments
Tags: , , , ,  · Posted in: Awful Plastic Surgery Victims, Bad Brow Lifts, Bad Face Lifts, Tori Amos

How to ruin a perfectly good set of breasts

How to ruin a perfectly perfect set of breasts. take a note from Italian actress Ornella Muti. Get bad implants that cause something called ‘breadloafing’ (i.e. over-dissection of the tissues in the cleavage area). Wear low cut dress. Horrify the world. Crazily, this woman has lived with a plastic surgeon since 1997.

May 21, 2009 · webmistress · 2,399 Comments
Tags: , ,  · Posted in: Bad Boob Job

Separated at birth Oksana Grigorieva and Octomom!

Oksana Grigorieva and Octomom must have been separated at birth (or at the plastic surgeon’s office). It is a fascinating study in how two women can go in for facial alterations and come out looking similarly.

May 20, 2009 · webmistress · 2,516 Comments
Tags: ,  · Posted in: Scary Celebrities

Tori does it again

Buxom beauty Tori Spelling does it again and shows off her concave chest deformity. Interestingly, this problem can be fixed by a surgeon, but apparently Tori has not explored this option. She got her first set of implants during season 2 of the original Beverly Hills 90210 and the deformity was much less prominent. I [...]

May 16, 2009 · webmistress · 1,892 Comments
Tags: ,  · Posted in: Bad Boob Job