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The Worst Socialite Boob Job

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Amy Lumet is the clear winner in the ‘Worst Socialite Boob Job’ category. (Her dad is famous director Sidney Lumet and her grandmother is legendary singer Lena Horne.)

My verdict? Her implants are too large for her frame and too high up on her ribcage. She likely went to a doctor who gave her the huge breast implants she wanted instead of a smaller, more suitable set.

Amy Lumet and her giant almost square breasts

Amy Lumet and her giant almost square breasts

When Daddy's money buys square cornered cleavage

When Daddy's money buys square cornered cleavage

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Comment by le — December 13, 2009 at 7:42 am

at least they are fun shaped!

Comment by Stephanie — December 13, 2009 at 7:50 am

Do they need to “fall” at this point, or did she have them put in a while ago? If this is truly the finished product, she should get her money back.

Comment by 62831 — December 13, 2009 at 8:11 am

20 pounds of fun stuffed into a 10 pound bag.

Comment by methfreeq — December 13, 2009 at 11:13 am

She is stunning!! I would like to see those fun bags without the wrapping please, only then can I judge if the surgery is botched or not.

Comment by MG — December 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm

I love le’s remark!! They are kinda fun. Round boobs are so over.

Comment by kathleen — December 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm

These clearly have not dropped yet. They may look slightly better when they do…or at least may look less square. But she did go way too big for her body…and she will never have a natural look with those Spongebob Squareboobs.

Comment by Mike — December 13, 2009 at 5:25 pm

Nice looking chick, but wayyyy too big implants

Comment by aMBER — December 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm

Never heard of either her father or grandmother. Way too big boobies

Comment by gwen01 — December 13, 2009 at 9:24 pm

Yeah, i have never heard of her either but sounds like she has bucks..so after she sees this; at least she can go in and get them redone. They do look square and far to large for square boobs.

Comment by gezana — December 13, 2009 at 10:19 pm

The boobs are horrible and so is that tan. Leatherface much?

Comment by Nick H — December 13, 2009 at 10:58 pm

They look slightly odd, but overall she is a good looker

Comment by roy — December 14, 2009 at 12:50 am

interesting boos; wonder how it feels

Comment by Kathleen — December 14, 2009 at 7:21 am

I’m shocked that people don’t know who Lena Horne is. Additionally, that is not a bad tan…she is bi-racial.

Comment by M — December 14, 2009 at 10:02 am

hehe agreed kathleen ;) it looks a bit like a male bodybuilder’s chest..

Comment by Nacey — December 14, 2009 at 11:26 am

Amber honey, get an education. Lena Horne is one of the greatest African American singers of the 20th century. Amazing voice, just stunning. Her grand-daughter has her beauty.

Comment by Marusya — December 14, 2009 at 1:09 pm

The implants are hideous! Terrible boobjob case…

Comment by Alexis — December 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm

The op-art looking top seems designed to show off how big and bad they really are.

Comment by Rita — December 14, 2009 at 4:15 pm

“Round boobs are so over.”
MG, you made my day lol! :)

Comment by Q — December 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm

You can be biracial and still have a bad tan. Her skin looks more orange in the top picture than the bottom picture

Comment by Taralynne — December 14, 2009 at 4:59 pm

That is true, Q. Meanwhile, props to MG for one of the funniest comments I’ve read on this forum.

Comment by Frau Blucher — December 14, 2009 at 6:04 pm

kind of an expensive chin-rest….

Comment by Lola Granola — December 14, 2009 at 8:55 pm

Another case of ass-on-the-chest. Only this one wears square britches. (Do they make bras with square cups, I wonder? Ow!!!)

Comment by mr.ed — December 15, 2009 at 3:18 am

Anybody who doesn’t know of Lena Horne should be banned from commenting.

Comment by -_- — December 15, 2009 at 8:52 am

Maybe the doctor accidentally mixed her as him and gave her muscle implants instead.

Comment by le — December 16, 2009 at 1:41 am

I don’t know Lena Horne, dont’ be such a douchebag, there are people from all over the world who aren’t exposed to her music. I am sure you don’t know some famous Japanese or Taiwanese or Indonesian singers.

Comment by Q — December 16, 2009 at 1:44 am

She’s famous more for being one of the first African American singers in the US than for a good portion of her music nowadays.

Comment by GratuitousViolets — December 16, 2009 at 4:15 am

The reason not everyone knows who Lena Horne is alot of people who frequent these sites are probably under 30 and have had very little music exposure further back than the 70s. Even nowadays, her music isn’t played as frequently even on big band and swing stations in favour of Ella & Bille, who are ALWAYS played. Lena Horne’s brilliance is overshadowed by their popularity even to this day.

Oh yes, and those breasts are a little odd, also, the inside of the righty is a little wonky – looks like a dent of some sort.

Comment by Kathleen — December 16, 2009 at 7:32 am

Didn’t anyone watch Sesame Street? Lena Horne guested on it a few times.

Comment by DR.VEGAS — December 16, 2009 at 8:12 am

They look “new”. I’m projecting they will settle perfectly.You can see some of Lena’s beauty passed down.I’d hit it.

Comment by Q — December 16, 2009 at 9:04 am

Just because people watched Sesame Street doesn’t mean anything. That show has had literally hundreds of guests over the years.

Comment by Kathleen — December 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

Yes Q, Sesame Street has had a lot of guests throughout the years, but Lena Horne guested more than once and sang “It’s Not Easy Being Green,” with Kermit, which is a pretty memorable clip, one that has been replayed for many years.

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