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Catherine Zeta Jones’ new melons

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Catherine Zeta Jones has something to be peeved about today, because I’m writing about her store bought bosoms, which I don’t like. Her breasts are too far apart for her to wear a dress like the one below and have people think they are real. It is very obvious her breasts are implants, because they are high profile and the edges can be seen.

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Comment by Paul Wall — December 18, 2009 at 8:07 am

Dang. I don’t have much hopes for future appearance when a truly good-looking person goes plastic. Too bad but that’s how it follows so far as I’ve observed. I know Michael Douglas is like an old lady plastisizing but Catherine could waited decades before going the same route.

Comment by Lola Granola — December 18, 2009 at 8:37 am

Well, she was never a natural beauty…and now she’s even less of one. I just wonder when she’s gonna quit pretending she ever was one.

Comment by Canna Fan — December 18, 2009 at 9:41 am

She’s probably had implants for a few years now … But yeah, the boobs looks strange as they are far apart but still sit up very high. Guess you need implants to be a trophy wife.

Comment by Tilman — December 18, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I remember a pararazzi nude photo a few years ago. She didn’t look good at all. So its obvious she wanted some repair work. Compared to other ladies in this blog, hers are not perfect, but quite ok.

Comment by Inu Chan — December 18, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Well…I’ve seen loads worse implants (see the gross last post) but I don’t think they were necessary, and they are a bit too far apart.

Comment by Mike — December 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm

I agree with Inu Chan … other than the space between them they really aren’t that bad.

Comment by stella — December 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm

Me three! They’re not the worst implants by far and anyone who can kid themselves into thinking that Michael Douglas is HOT can probably talk themselves into a completely unnecessary boob job too.

Comment by Laurie — December 18, 2009 at 2:51 pm

She looks completely different than she used to look in the Darling Buds of May. Did she laser her hairline? She used to have a low, hairy forehead.

Comment by Count Blah — December 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm

These look okay to me. I wouldn’t have known for sure that they were implants if it weren’t for the before pic (and the fact that people with her body type don’t usually have a rack that big).

Natural boobs CAN have a space between them, and CZJ’s rack is still within the bounds of normalcy, space-wise.

Comment by 62831 — December 18, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Compared to some of the bolt-ons seen on here lately, Catherine Zeta-Jones’ halfway decent implants are refreshing.

Comment by 'Mela — December 18, 2009 at 6:13 pm

More like tangerines…

Comment by MG — December 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm

Lucky for her she has such a beautiful face, you don’t think about looking down. They don’t look terrible at all and are done in good taste. She could have gone the porn start route if she wasn’t so classy. Kudos to her.

Comment by wobbly — December 18, 2009 at 8:17 pm

CZJ is going down the same wrong path as Nichole Kidman – neither one is going to let one wrinkle appear on their plastinated faces.

Both CZJ and Nichole Kidman have great job opportunities ahead of them – as models in the “Body Worlds” exhibitions. Fricking freaks.

Comment by Dy — December 18, 2009 at 10:37 pm

I used to love CZJ, until she started bragging about how rich she was. From everything I’ve seen of her and heard from her, she’s just a vain, self-centered person. That’s harsh, I know, since I really don’t “know” her, but still… I recall the amount of money that she was paid for her wedding photos and her saying, “it’s not much money to us.” to which a poor school somewhere replied, “Well, can we have it, then?” As far as I know, she never gave them a cent. It’s not much money to them, but they’re going to keep it anyway – and buy boob jobs and face lifts with it. If celebrities would stop wasting their money on this garbage and actually HELP people with it, this country would be a better place.

Comment by Dy — December 18, 2009 at 10:39 pm

And to the person who said she’s never been a natural beauty – WHAT? I don’t care for the woman, but even I can see that she was gorgeous without all this nonsense.

Comment by Jake — December 18, 2009 at 11:56 pm

Why is she listed here…now? It’s a known fact that she has fake breasts as evidenced by her appearance here a few years ago….I think she looks great in this picture. I can only assume that the webmaster of this site is a man because if he was a woman then he would know that not all natural breasts are symmetrical nor are they placed in the “right” proportions”. Has anyone noticed that some of the good plastic surgery examples on that “other” site are actually worse then some of the pics here…go figure!

Comment by mr.ed — December 19, 2009 at 3:36 am

The second photo appears to show a few pounds added all around. Could that be the difference? How about the kids she had between the time the first photo and the second? C’mon folks, I’m trying to be fair here.

Comment by Cristy — December 19, 2009 at 5:56 am

I think she looks great! My boobs are real and have a gap in between (shrug shoulders) at least hers aren’t bolted on. I wish I looked 1/2 as good as her!

Comment by Fizzy — December 19, 2009 at 9:32 am

I dont think she had implants. that first picture was taken pre kids and the second was post kids plus some added weight. I just think it is a bad tape job to fit the dress.

Comment by le — December 19, 2009 at 10:18 am

I can’t tell if they are fake or not..but she is curvy, more so than the photo on the left now. I think she looks great,even if those are implants..they aren’t obscenely big and are proportionate to her body. She’s a gorgeous woman, and very talented!

Comment by Sasha — December 19, 2009 at 10:47 am

Ok, to end this controversy about her face I am posting a link that shows what she formerly looked like before she embarked on surgical refinements. She was cute but not spectacular. She looks pudgy also.


Comment by Kathleen — December 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm

Are people really so naive that they still think these are real? She got implants a few years ago. Yes, your boobs do get bigger after you’ve had kids…for about 6 months, while you breast feed. Then they usually turn into something akin to wet socks filled with sand and in a lot of cases, actually shrink & shrivel. I think she decided she was done having kids and then got them. They are definitely implants. I don’t think it’s a bad job though, I actually think it’s decent.

Comment by Kathy — December 19, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Isn’t this old news? She’s had implants for a few years. And holy crap…you people who think boobs sprout that large after having kids are totally jaded!

Comment by Sasha — December 19, 2009 at 2:31 pm

I always said that if CZJ gained alot of weight, she’d look like Roseanne Barr. I was watching Roseanne one night and it occurred to me that she and CZJ look alike. Look at the link in my above comment, It ishows CZJ with a pudgy face. Not as pudgy as Roeeanne’s but add another 80 pounds and she’s a dead ringer. hee hee hee

Comment by Kathleen — December 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm

OMG Sasha, hysterical!

Comment by Lola Granola — December 19, 2009 at 6:46 pm

Her entire face is reworked–she used to look more like Tracey Ullman.

Like I said: Not a natural beauty. No one in Hollywood is, after a while.

Comment by Sasha — December 19, 2009 at 7:40 pm

Not to bash Roseanne! I think she is a beautiful woman who ate her way to ugly, same as Liz Taylor did and others. But you must admit if CZJ gained a ton and and/or Roseanne lost a ton, we’d have twins separated at birth!

Comment by Sasha — December 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm


go to this link to see what CZJ would look like fat. This photo is old and Roseanne was close to CZJ’s present age. I know I’m pushing the envelope but when I watch the old shows I always think of CZJ…LOL

Comment by Chuck — December 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm

I agree with Lola she has had extensive work on her face and now her chest.

Comment by Sasha — December 19, 2009 at 8:51 pm


This is the earliest photo of Roseanne I can muster for y’all. Compare it to my first link way up yoonder showing CZJ when she was alot younger. Separated at birth and had the same nose jobs!

Comment by anony — December 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm

What about that rumor that says she’d convinced everyone that she’s eleven years younger than she actually is?

Comment by le — December 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm

how did she have extensive work? I’ve this link someone posted: http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/108708.html

And it seems like she only had a nose job.. and lost some weight.

Comment by Taralynne — December 19, 2009 at 9:55 pm

When I look at the link Sasha and le posted, I see: Nose shaved down and refined; hairline significantly higher (help me out here, folks, is this done via depilatory or what?); possible chin implant; straightened hair.

Comment by Sasha — December 19, 2009 at 10:20 pm

Hairline higher happens with age, really. Even women lose their original youthful hairline though not as severly as most men. And Le, I am the ’someone who posted the link you claim credit for. To the nose job and other things we can add eye jobs to de-crinkle her eyes. She has the type of eye setting that goes awry early. Possible buccal fat removal in cheeks to streamline face. Jaw enhancement, ho-hum typical Hollywood stuff. If I could afford it I’d have a few things done but would make sure the surgeon kept me looking like me.

Comment by Kathleen — December 20, 2009 at 11:56 am

Yes anony…she totally lies about her age.

Comment by Sasha — December 20, 2009 at 1:15 pm

What woman doesn’t? Lie about their age, that is? When women reach ‘a certain’ age’ they lie. We can blame this on the fact that women are expected to look like the illusory celebrities who have surgeons, makeup men, hair stylists, personal trainers, special effects on their photos….i.e.,MONEY out the kazoo. CZJ can lie about her age and get away with it because she has all of the above. The rest of us women, when we lie about our age, are usually busted, unless we really happen to look younger than our years. Good genes. But even good genes fail and I am headed out to the surgeon one way or the other within the next 18 months. My left eyelid is starting to go bad but oddly not the right one…. LOL

Comment by MG — December 20, 2009 at 6:24 pm

I always add a decade to my real age. People always tell me I look very young that way. No need for any surgery.

Comment by Kelly — December 20, 2009 at 9:59 pm

well at least she doesn’t have them squeezed together to look like a bum crack. That is the worse, implants or no implants, I cannot imagine how women think boobs squeezed together with a low cut blouse is sexy one bit.

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