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Angelina Jolie Getting “Extreme Plastic Surgery Makeover” Before Wedding?

“Bride-to-be Angelina Jolie plans to undergo an extreme plastic surgery makeover before she weds Brad Pitt!” announces the National Enquirer. According to the tab’s “sources,” the actress “desperately wants a head-to-toe overhaul, and an expert estimates it could cost her a cool $45,000.” “Angelina believes she looks old and she’s tired of it,” explains an [...]

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December 17, 2012 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Angelina Jolie as a kid

Here’s a photo of Angelina Jolie when she was little. She always had pouty lips.

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November 3, 2009 · The Staff · 3,103 Comments
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Watch Angelina Jolie morph

Access Hollywood unintentionally put together a series of Angelina Jolie interview clips from the start of her career to the present. It is interesting to watch how much her features change – her eyes and brow chane shape, her lips change, and her nose gets more refined. Watch now, before this video ‘disappears’ forever! A [...]

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July 25, 2009 · webmistress · 1,903 Comments
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This used to be Angelina Jolie

This used to be Angelina Jolie.

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June 10, 2009 · webmistress · 2,896 Comments
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Angelina waxes her way though Cannes

St Angelina Jolie waxed her way through Cannes with equally saintly current life partner, Brad Pitt. She looked heavenly as she smiled at the hungry photographers and her forehead never moved, not even once. Okay, so why was Angie’s forehead drum tight? Some credit botox, other credit tightly pulled hair extensions in her scalp, which [...]

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May 22, 2009 · webmistress · 3,198 Comments
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Why are there scars behind Angeline Jolie's ears?

Why are there scars behind Angeline Jolie’s ears? They are somewhat faint, but still visible to the naked eye. When people get face lifts, incisions are made between two and four inches above the ear and then around the front of the ear, around the earlobe into the crease behind the ear, and into or [...]

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December 21, 2008 · webmistress · 3,065 Comments
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Danielle Fishel is morphing into Angelina Jolie

Danielle Fishel is morphing into Angelina Jolie and that is not a good thing. Her facial features look like they are being pulled upward. Her nose isn’t rounded anymore, it has a sharp tip. Her cheeks are more prominent. Even her eyes look larger as well as her lips. Overall, her face is starting look [...]

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May 21, 2008 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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