Category Archives: Bad Boob Job

Europe’s Phoebe Price

Europe has their own Phoebe Price (famous wannabe who litters any red carpet she can get on). Her name is Hofit Golan. Supposedly, she is a socialite. That would imply that she had money, but looking at her awful breast implants, I think not.

That just looks painful
That just looks painful
Not good
Not good
Do these look real to you?
Do these look real to you?
No hang to these breasts
No hang to these breasts

My guess is that she has over the muscle implants. The implants she chose are too large for her frame.

Celebrity girlfriend perks – new breasts!

What do you give the woman that helped you destroy your first marriage? Why, new breasts of course! Your sweetie has to be just as hot as her beauty pageant queen sister, who is also Miss USA. America, meet One Tree Hill star Chad Michael Murray’s long suffering fiance, Kenzie Dalton!

Kenzie Dalton and her new breasts
Kenzie Dalton and her new breasts

Kenzie is a tiny person. The big C cups were not going to fit in this case and just look plain uncomfortable. The ripple is very visible and it is obvious she got them too big.

Audrina stuffs her huge breast implants into a nice dress

Audrina Patridge stuffed her porn star sized breast implants into a pretty summer dress the other day and visited Comicon in San Diego. She can’t even try to deny have breast augmentation surgery, because her chest looks like a huge shelf hanging off a skinny body.


Audrina Patridge
Audrina Patridge

Is Audrina a bimbo now?
Has Audrina had a Hollywood bimbo makeover?

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Congrats on the new breasts, Anna Faris

Anna Faris was at a recent film premiere showing off two assets that will serve her well in Hollywood, new breasts! Check them out, they are perfectly round in startling contrast to her previously invisible A cup bosoms. I think that their shape is highly noticeable because she had very little breast tissue to work in the first place and there is no place to hide such large implants on a small person. Anna is also recently married so perhaps this will add some ‘spice’ to things.


Anna Faris
Anna Faris

Disgraced pageant winner busts out

Below is Danielle Lloyd. She was once crowned Miss England before having her crown taken away in disgrace after it was discovered that she had been sleeping with one of the judges months prior to her winning the title. Classy, no? In a bid to stay in the press, Danielle has upgraded her naturally small breasts to some porn star sized D cup bosoms. Great, now she can compete against Kelly Brook for those naked bimbo movie roles.

Denise Richards comes clean on her breast implants

Finally, Denise Richard, who has spent the majority of her career trading on her looks, admits that she has had plastic surgery when it has been blatantly obvious for years due her changing breast sizes. She had her first pair when she was 20 and since most people that age are not rolling in money, they weren’t the best looking in the world. In fact, they looked quite fake (if you watch the film ‘Wild Things’ you’ll notice that they are huge, but don’t have the correct amount of sag so that they look real). She says the second set was a bit better and credit the third doctor for ‘getting it right’. Agreed.