Archive for the ‘Bad Boob Job’ Category

Jordan's breasts look ridiculous

Jordan’s breast implants look horrid in normal clothing. They definitely appear fake and bolted on. If you think that is bad, check out her nipples!

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May 24, 2009 · webmistress · 783 Comments
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How to ruin a perfectly good set of breasts

How to ruin a perfectly perfect set of breasts. take a note from Italian actress Ornella Muti. Get bad implants that cause something called ‘breadloafing’ (i.e. over-dissection of the tissues in the cleavage area). Wear low cut dress. Horrify the world. Crazily, this woman has lived with a plastic surgeon since 1997.

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May 21, 2009 · webmistress · 801 Comments
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Tori does it again

Buxom beauty Tori Spelling does it again and shows off her concave chest deformity. Interestingly, this problem can be fixed by a surgeon, but apparently Tori has not explored this option. She got her first set of implants during season 2 of the original Beverly Hills 90210 and the deformity was much less prominent. I [...]

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May 16, 2009 · webmistress · 242 Comments
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New scary implants from Germany

Here are a new pair of scary breast implants straight from Germany. Above is porn star Annina and she has been placed in the Big Brother Germany house to ‘spice’ things up. Her implants are horribly oversized and do not even look remotely realistic. They look painful actually. Scarily, she has already had sex while [...]

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May 9, 2009 · webmistress · 376 Comments
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Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square?

Are they still breasts if one is shaped like a square? Just ask exotic dancer Coco.

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April 30, 2009 · webmistress · 783 Comments
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Did she buy them at Walmart?

Did she buy them at Walmart? I am not impressed with the breast implants of Miss California – USA Carrie Prejean. They look like the requisite stripper bolted on orange halve breasts. Not a good look when you are competing in a national beauty pageant, but a great look for amateur night at your local [...]

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April 29, 2009 · webmistress · Comments Closed
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Gulianna's Fakes!

Guliana DePandi from the E! Network has been hiding some secrets – two, in fact. Her breasts are fake. Had she not worn a low cut dress and shown off some cleavage, I wouldn’t have guessed. Here, it is easy to see the breast implants stuck to her chest. Her original size must have been [...]

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April 29, 2009 · webmistress · 50 Comments
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Sharon Stone gets nailed

The Superficial described super cranky actress Sharon Stone in a recent article as having, ‘Dolly Parton on meth’ and goes on to say: She’s always denied having implants, but when you drop this much weight and your chest looks bolted on for dear life, there’s no hiding it. I’ve thought that her breasts looked fake [...]

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April 29, 2009 · webmistress · 516 Comments
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Whitney Houston – I love my stripper breast implants

By the looks of things, Whitney Houston loves her stripper breast implants. Otherwise, why would she wear a dress that shows off their fakeness so prominently? Rumor has it that Whitney had her face ‘refreshed’.

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April 3, 2009 · webmistress · 772 Comments
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Bethenny Frankel has some ugly breast implants

Bethenny Frankel, another Bravo reality tv ‘star’, has hideous breast implants. Her breasts do not even look remotely realistic and look bolted on. She got enormous implants that do not suit her (unless she decides to go for that porn career to get more attention). Check out the ripples they cause on her chest. A [...]

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March 13, 2009 · webmistress · 794 Comments
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