Category Archives: Bad Face Lifts

Something is up with Tori Amos

Tori Amos is apparently traveling down the heavily trodden path of many famous singers. The internet is buzzing with stories about her new ‘look’. I had to see for myself and saw a Tori Amos I barely recognized (thank goodness for captions!).

Her nose looks shaved down and her forehead yanked up. Her eyes look entirely different and the skin on her face is smoother.

If you’ve followed Tori long enough, you know that Tori LOVES Tori and she’ll keep doing this stuff, because she wants to look GOOD. Yikes. All the softness is gone from her face and she’s looking witchy.

Howard Stern Makes Over His Not So Private Parts

Howard Stern has fallen into a trap that many men who court and marry younger women usually do. He’s trying to look younger and in the process, has become more wizened looking. His chin looks small, his nose looks filed down, plus his skin is now super tanned, and his facial skin looks oddly craggy as if he’s had a failed face lift.

You be the judge. He is going for a “younger” look and failing.

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Eric Carmen has scary eyes

80s singer Eric Carmen was arrested for a DUI a few days ago while driving and sipping a bottle of Grey Goose; he looked awful!

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I don’t think alcohol is to blame in this case. Eric looks like a Monchichi doll. His look as if they are being pulled back to his ears. His cheeks look strangely puffy for a man his age (no old age sunken cheeks for him I guess). Definitely, it looks like he has cheek implants. I do not understand all his alterations, because it is not as if VH1 has his music videos in heavy rotation.

Jennie Garth looking slickly plastic


Like I mentioned last week, Jennie Garth is looking very tight faced, as if her face is made of plastic. She must feel quite old going back to the tv show that made her famous as a teenager. Jennie is in her mid thirties and should have some lines in her face naturally. Here, she looks fat cheeked (like she has cheek implants) and surprised. The strangest thing about the new 90210 is her appearance along with Shannon Doherty’s. They both look like plastic surgery victims.

Does Christa Miller look like the Cat Lady?


I get a huge amount of mail about Christa Miller. She is relatively minor celebrity, but a flood of people write in about her face looking weird at least once a year. I do think her face is looking very, very tight, in the chin area sort of like href=””>Jocelyn Wildenstein. The skin is so tight there, it looks bizarrely dimpled.

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A new theory on Lara Flynn Boyle

I just received this interesting email about actress Lara Flynn Boyle and her recent public appearance:

I saw that episode of “Law & Order,” and I also took forever to figure out it was her. It doesn’t appear that she’s had surgery, but rather that she’s on prednisone ( ) (or some other steroid). Those things cause fluid retention and are prescribed for all kinds of nasty illnesses. I hope she doesn’t have something seriously wrong, though given the horrible things she’s done to her body (like the extreme weight loss), she may very well have messed herself up, or maybe she’s just very sick. My first thought (once I figured out the swollen-faced girl was her) is that she’s taking prednisone. If she’d simply gotten fat, she’d be fat *everywhere*, but instead, she’s puffy, so I suspect it’s medication she’s taking making her puffy.