Archive for the ‘Bad Face Lifts’ Category

Janice Dickinson has a Doppelgänger

Janice Dickinson has a Doppelg√§nger in the UK. Her name is Huggy Ragnar and she needs to be banned from using lip fillers. Huggy is photographer and judge on the UK version of America’s Next Top Model. In her youth, Huggy was a model. (via Icelandic Fashist)

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July 1, 2009 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ 1,368 Comments
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Something is up with Tori Amos

Tori Amos is apparently traveling down the heavily trodden path of many famous singers. The internet is buzzing with stories about her new ‘look’. I had to see for myself and saw a Tori Amos I barely recognized (thank goodness for captions!). Her nose looks shaved down and her forehead yanked up. Her eyes look [...]

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May 21, 2009 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ 1,948 Comments
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Howard Stern Makes Over His Not So Private Parts

Howard Stern has fallen into a trap that many men who court and marry younger women usually do. He’s trying to look younger and in the process, has become more wizened looking. His chin looks small, his nose looks filed down, plus his skin is now super tanned, and his facial skin looks oddly craggy [...]

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October 14, 2008 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ Comments Closed
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Eric Carmen has scary eyes

80s singer Eric Carmen was arrested for a DUI a few days ago while driving and sipping a bottle of Grey Goose; he looked awful! I don’t think alcohol is to blame in this case. Eric looks like a Monchichi doll. His look as if they are being pulled back to his ears. His cheeks [...]

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September 16, 2008 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ Comments Closed
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Jennie Garth looking slickly plastic

Like I mentioned last week, Jennie Garth is looking very tight faced, as if her face is made of plastic. She must feel quite old going back to the tv show that made her famous as a teenager. Jennie is in her mid thirties and should have some lines in her face naturally. Here, she [...]

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August 29, 2008 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ Comments Closed
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Does Christa Miller look like the Cat Lady?

I get a huge amount of mail about Christa Miller. She is relatively minor celebrity, but a flood of people write in about her face looking weird at least once a year. I do think her face is looking very, very tight, in the chin area sort of like href=””>Jocelyn Wildenstein. The skin is so [...]

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August 29, 2008 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ Comments Closed
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A new theory on Lara Flynn Boyle

I just received this interesting email about actress Lara Flynn Boyle and her recent public appearance: I saw that episode of “Law & Order,” and I also took forever to figure out it was her. It doesn’t appear that she’s had surgery, but rather that she’s on prednisone ( ) (or some other steroid). Those [...]

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April 1, 2008 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ Comments Closed
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What the hell is going on here?

What the hell is going on here? Sandra Bernhard was not hot to start with, she is at best what the French call jolie-laide, which roughly translates to ‘oddly attractive though not conventionally beautiful’. Her cheeks look larger and her brow is much tighter. The larger cheeks do not work, because her eyes are naturally [...]

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February 6, 2008 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ Comments Closed
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Chris Evert Looks Different

Chris Evert looks different as in being almost unrecognizable! Discreet nips and tucks are one thing, but getting a whole new different face is another. Look at her eyes. They look like slits. Bad idea, Chrissie, bad idea. Your face is too tight!

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October 28, 2007 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ Comments Closed
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Leona Helmsley Was The Joker

It is bad to speak evil of the dead, but since she was the ‘Queen of Mean’ an exception shall have to be made for Leone Helmsley. As the years went by, she increasingly looked like she was wearing a Joker Halloween mask. She had a severe case of ‘bat brow’.

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September 20, 2007 ¬∑ webmistress ¬∑ Comments Closed
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