This is Mexican actress Lyn May. Her face looks melted from various plastic surgeries (a reader told me via email that May had injected her face with baby oil as well). In her native Mexico, she has a skincare line. To me, she looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein’s dopplegonger!
The women on the reality series ‘Real Housewives of Orange County
‘ will be showing off new plastic surgery when the shows premieres in November.
Tamra Barney has had an eye lift along with some refurbishments to her already large chest. (She’ll need it for her new career in stripping or porn, because she and unemployed husband Simon have taken all the equity out of their flashy McMansion which they are trying to sell.)
Lynne Curtin had a facelift over the summer before her family was evicted from their home for not paying rent. She is also under attack for using a name already under copyright for her jewelry business. According to the copyright owners, she refuses to stop using the name ‘Cuff Luv':
Lynne Curtin illegally used our registered trademark Cuff Luv for the name of her jewlery line. It is unfortunate that the Bravo network featured her pieces under our company name and we are sorry for any confusion this may have caused our customers. Cuff Luv items can be found at www.cuffluvstuff.com or at qvc.com. We have attempted to contact Ms. Curtin several times asking that she cease usage of our name.
1. Too tight face lift – check
2. Can’t make facial expressions – check
3. Outrageously fake breast implants – check
You might remember Swoozie Kurtz from the tv show, Sisters, but not looking like a Spitting Image puppet.
Tina Louise played sexpot Ginger on Gilligan’s Island about 40 years ago. She tries to look as if she has not aged a day since, but it is not working at all. After so many surgeries to tighten, lift, peel, and hold back aging skin, Tina kinds looks like a burn victim. Her birth date is 1930-something and she definitely looks every day of it. When you’re 70, you can’t tighten your way back to 35; it is just not possible and very damaging when attempted.
Jocelyn Wildenstein is proud of her excessive plastic surgery. She had her eyes done, her lips plumped to the point of exploding, rhinoplasty, a chin implants, and various face lifts. She looks very alien like at this point.