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The New Bride of Wildenstein Is Farrah Fawcett

Farrah Fawcett is looking to unseat Jocelyn Wildenstein as the scariest celebrity alive. Apparently, Farrah has gone in for new nips and tucks and it did not turn out very well. Her nose is lopsided and her eyes are now cat-like (very tilted up at the corners).

I personally think that whoever did this surgery on her should have their medical license revoked. She’s obviously mentally unstable (did anyone see her on Letterman a few years ago?) and body dysmorphic.

farrah's plastic surgery is scary


In 1998, she looked older, but still looks nice. By 2003, with cheek implants and a nose job, she looked deformed. Currently, she looks even weirder with strangely tilted eyes and an oddly pinched nose.

farrah new lopsided nose bad plastic surgery

I have no idea of what is going on with her 2004 nose, but I’m sure that ‘malpractice lawsuit’ is going through your mind. Her nostrils are totally uneven.

Here’s one fan’s take on the situation:

I went to college with a couple of girls named Farrah. Since I was born in ’77, my high school and college classes are rife with namesakes of Charlie’s Crack Whore.

Beware, parents. That glamorous celebrity you name your daughter after today may look quite different when your daughter’s in her twenties or thirties.

All the Britneys, I’m talking to you.