Katie Price decides to channel Mr Ed

Mr Ed was a famous talking horse back in old days of film. Quite predictably, he had huge teeth and as many celebrities get veneers, I like to think they are trying to bring back the ‘good old days’ by channeling him. Because veneers just look weird on most wearers.

Katie Price before plastic surgery

Once upon a time, there was a pretty girl from Brighton, England who wanted to be a glamour model. Her name was Katie Price.

Jordan’s breast implants look horrid in normal clothing. They definitely appear fake and bolted on.

If you think that is bad, check out her nipples!

Glamour model Jordan’s breasts are proof that all which glitters is not gold. Her nipples are badly scarred by keloids. Keloid scars are large, thick, often itchy overgrowths of scarring that happen to the skin usually at the specific site of injury and happen where surgery, injections, body piercing, acne or some trauma occurs. [...]

Jordan – Britain’s Most Plastic Page 3 Girl

Jordan (aka Katie Price) started off as a petite breasted model with a gorgeous face. In recent years, she’s increased her chest to giant proportions via huge fake plastic implants – she now wears an F cup. Let’s she doesn’t topple over.