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The Most Searched For Celebrities On AwfulPlasticSurgery.com

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1. Heidi Montag – she has so many plastic parts, we’ll just call her RoboWoman

2. Audrina Patridge – perfect example of what kind of breast implants not to get

3. Amanda Bynes – poor plastic surgery choices paved her way out of the industry

4. Sarah Ferguson – her recent scandal put the spotlight on her bad choices in facial plastic surgery

5. Jocelyn Wildenstein – before we put her on the map, she was ‘The Cat Lady’, now people know her name

6. Kim Kardashian – a fame whore who lies about the amount of plastic surgery she has had

7. Meg Ryan – the patron saint of celebrity plastic surgery makeover disasters

8.Lara Flynn Boyle – reruns of her Donald Duck tv appearance on Law and Order last year still spur people to google ‘Lara Flynn Boyle Plastic Surgery’

9. Nikki Cox – easily the saddest celebrity plastic surgery makeover ever! Excessive lip augmentation and a breast reduction gone wild

10. Kelly Bensimon – photos of her weirdly shaped manly body has people wondering why Playboy invited her to pose; the answer is that they invite everyone to pose these days, Playboy is desperate to stay relevant.

Kelly Bensimon’s new implants

Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York showed off some pretty strange looking breast implants last year (her implants seemed stiff and too far apart – some observers said they looked like they were fighting each other). Last year, it was announced that she’d be appearing in the December 2009 issue of Playboywhich didn’t happen. Now, it appears that Kelly is scheduled for the March 2010 issue and when these recent photos of her appeared it was obvious why her appearance was pushed back. She’d had new implants put in. Her new implants look softer and are closer together.

Kelly Bensimon
Kelly Bensimon
Kelly Bensimon
Kelly Bensimon

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But where are Kelly Bensimon’s Playboy photos?

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But where are Kelly Bensimon’s Playboy photos?


The December issue of Playboy that was supposed to have featured Kelly Bensimon is currently out and there is no sign of Kelly in the magazine. Could the rumor that Kelly was getting new breast implants be true? Hmmm.. She could definitely use a new pair.

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Just to refresh your memory, Kelly’s breasts really looked like pecs. They had the usual tell tale breast implants huge gap in between them…


Kelly Bensimon neglecting to dress her age, you can see her undies here!
Kelly Bensimon neglecting to dress her age, you can see her undies here!
Kelly in October 2009 covering up her pec/implants
Kelly in October 2009 covering up her pec/implants

Kelly Bensimon and her weird breast implants scheduled for Playboy

In the wackiest entertainment news this week, Real Housewives of New York star Kelly Bensimon announced that she was going to be in December Playboy. Kelly is known for her wonky breast implants which seem to have a mind of their own as seen below. Watch Real Housewives of New York online!

I am Kelly Bensimon and I am so awesome
I am Kelly Bensimon and I am so awesome

This is what Kelly will be showing off in Playboy.

I'm at Sandals because I can't afford St Barts anymore
I'm at Sandals because I can't afford St Barts anymore

The reaction online has not been kind to say the least.

I don’t know what’s going on between the two pieces of her bikini, but it ain’t right. And I fear it is going to give me the bad dreams.

Meh face? Check.
Awful plastic tits? Check.
Thick waist? Check.
“Hips” same width as waist? Check.

I’m missing why this is such a travesty: this is what Playboy’s been crapping out since the ’90s. The only difference is that this one is lumpier than most of the others pre-Photoshop.

She has the torso of an grizzled old truck driver.

Ok I’m not a man, but are there guys out there who honestly want to see this messed-up body? The world must have spun off its axis if this shit is for real.

That is a man-abdomen if I’ve ever seen one. The muscular thick around the middle is about as unattractive as the fat thick around the middle.

No wonder Playboy is circling the drain.

Kelly Bensimon’s breasts horrify the web

Kelly Bensimon is the most hated housewife on ‘Real Housewives of New York‘; on the show, she alternates between acting high on drugs, vapid, or just plain childish. Kelly clearly thinks she’s the hottest chick on the show. Well, some photos of her scary cleavage showed up today on the web, so I think her opinion is going to change. Her implanted breasts look like they are running away from each other. They look like saline implants, because there is some sag, but Kelly is a lean bodied woman. Hence, the implants cannot hide under breast fat and are obvious.

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