Lindsay Lohan has not cleaned herself up and thinks that being super thin makes her beautiful. It doesn’t – looking healthy and having some inner life in your eyes in the key and she has lost that along with a sense of what looks good on her. Recently, she’s returned to her plump lip look from a while ago and just looks ghastly.
Fark.com recently posted this tidbit about Lindsay –
Just a sampling of responses from the Fark.com post:
She looks like an old wallet that someone stole and emptied out all the credit cards.
Looks good for 35
Ann Margret’s death mask!
She needs to take like 3 months at an ashram and do yoga all day while eating only tofu, salmon and seaweed.
Step aside, Fergie, there’s a new methface in town.
Wow. Just wow. I knew she’d become a trainwreck but… I didn’t realize she’d been destroyed a la Amy Winehouse.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
One thing is certain. Lindsay is on her way to becoming a life long addict. Rest in peace, princess.
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Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan hit the wall physically, she raises the stakes with a worsening appearance. Enter breakfast sausage sized upper lip (originally seen on Tiffany Holliday, but spreading like wildfire across Hollywood – be afraid, it will likely infect others). It rests on her face dressed in bright pink lipstick. Sad, really. Lindsay had a luscious pout already with ‘help’. She needs a sandwich and a plastic surgery intervention stat.
Many people consider Lindsay Lohan’s loved ones to be Hollywood’s trashiest family; there is no lack of ‘drama’ in that trailer park group. Now, it appears that the baby of the Lohan family has acquired a tiny set of bolt on boobs (I imagine she did not want the porn star sized set that Lindsay received in 2003).
I am suspicious of Ali’s breasts because the tops have a weird roundness to them. Although the space between her breasts is normal in length, her cleavage looks off as if two plastic circles are being pushed together.
I wonder if Ali will feel like it was all worth it if her career does not reach the dazzling heights of Lindsay’s.
Lindsay Lohan has forgone the duck lips look she had last year. Perhaps the calming influence of her girlfriend Samantha Ronson has made her feel more secure in her physical appearance. Duck lips are never sexy on a young girl; rather, they make the wearer look desperate.
Which actress is aging better? Lindsay Lohan or Sharon Stone?
The mystery of Lindsay Lohan’s shrinking breasts has already been explored, but further revelations (courtsey of Lindsay’s stylist) show that not only do her breasts appear smaller, there is a small weird dent under one of her boobs (Does the other one have a dent? Maybe photos shot from the other side will surface.) Could the origins of this odd scarring be surgical in natural? Hmmmm..
It looks like Lindsay Lohan’s chest has deflated. She also looks much thinner and says that working out at the gym enabled her to lose all the weight. Uh, sure, Lindsay, America believes you, honey.
Here’s Lindsay Lohan modeling what appears to be some seriously plumped up lips. Either that or she’s wearing some ‘amazing’ lip gloss. She looks much better without the trout pout.