Tag Archives: Lindsay Lohan

Note to Lindsay – thin does not make you beautiful

Lindsay Lohan has not cleaned herself up and thinks that being super thin makes her beautiful. It doesn’t – looking healthy and having some inner life in your eyes in the key and she has lost that along with a sense of what looks good on her. Recently, she’s returned to her plump lip look from a while ago and just looks ghastly.

Lindsay Lohan hits the wall
Lindsay Lohan hits the wall
Drugs are bad
Drugs are bad
I look cute, don't I?
I look cute, don't I?
Here she is hitting the wall in June 2009 with her natural hair color
Here she is hitting the wall in June 2009 with her natural hair color
Can you believe it?
Can you believe it?

Fark.com recently posted this tidbit about Lindsay –

Five years ago she was the most hittable jailbait on Earth. Today, Lindsay Lohan “too worn out” to play a part credibly. She’s 23.

Just a sampling of responses from the Fark.com post:

She looks like an old wallet that someone stole and emptied out all the credit cards.
Looks good for 35
Ann Margret’s death mask!
She needs to take like 3 months at an ashram and do yoga all day while eating only tofu, salmon and seaweed.
Step aside, Fergie, there’s a new methface in town.
Wow. Just wow. I knew she’d become a trainwreck but… I didn’t realize she’d been destroyed a la Amy Winehouse.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.

One thing is certain. Lindsay is on her way to becoming a life long addict. Rest in peace, princess.

Lindsay in 2003
Lindsay in 2003

Lindsay Lohan hits the wall – hard

Just when you thought Lindsay Lohan hit the wall physically, she raises the stakes with a worsening appearance. Enter breakfast sausage sized upper lip (originally seen on Tiffany Holliday, but spreading like wildfire across Hollywood – be afraid, it will likely infect others). It rests on her face dressed in bright pink lipstick. Sad, really. Lindsay had a luscious pout already with ‘help’. She needs a sandwich and a plastic surgery intervention stat.





Lindsay’s little sister has breast implants?

Many people consider Lindsay Lohan’s loved ones to be Hollywood’s trashiest family; there is no lack of ‘drama’ in that trailer park group. Now, it appears that the baby of the Lohan family has acquired a tiny set of bolt on boobs (I imagine she did not want the porn star sized set that Lindsay received in 2003).

I am suspicious of Ali’s breasts because the tops have a weird roundness to them. Although the space between her breasts is normal in length, her cleavage looks off as if two plastic circles are being pushed together.

I wonder if Ali will feel like it was all worth it if her career does not reach the dazzling heights of Lindsay’s.


ali lohan boob implants
ali lohan boob implants
ali lohan boob implants

Lindsay Lohan’s Incredible Shrinking Breasts

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The mystery of Lindsay Lohan’s shrinking breasts has already been explored, but further revelations (courtsey of Lindsay’s stylist) show that not only do her breasts appear smaller, there is a small weird dent under one of her boobs (Does the other one have a dent? Maybe photos shot from the other side will surface.) Could the origins of this odd scarring be surgical in natural? Hmmmm..