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Is That Loretta Swit or a weird kabuki mask?

Since when did the lovely Loretta Swit from the tv show ‘Mash’ become a kabuki like caricature of herself? See these photos.



Au Natural – she was almost 40 when this photo was taken


Is that a balding top scalp I spy? Why yes it is! Also notice her thin lips.


No more hair on top, time to get a wig. May as well throw in a face lift that makes my face look like a kabuki mask. Oh yeah, the collagen in the lips is just the perfect youth potion.

The mannequin at Macy’s wants her blonde wig back!