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Danielle Staub’s breast implant horrors

I’ll be really honest. Danielle Staub’s breast implants don’t look like she paid for them, they look like they paid her to take them. They are seriously bad and for some reason, she is flaunting them in a homemade porn tape with bad lighting that highlights her 100% plastic face. I’m fairly sure her left breast is inflicted with capsular contracture, because it looks square.

Danielle Staub's wacky plastic profile
Danielle Staub's wacky plastic profile
My left boob is square and I like it
My left boob is square and I like it

Link
Capsular Contracture – FixYourPlasticSurgery.com

Bethenny Frankel has some ugly breast implants

Bethenny Frankel, another Bravo reality tv ‘star’, has hideous breast implants. Her breasts do not even look remotely realistic and look bolted on. She got enormous implants that do not suit her (unless she decides to go for that porn career to get more attention). Check out the ripples they cause on her chest.

A few blogs have noted her scary breast implants. Living In Narnia sarcastically calls them ‘supple’. Candy Kirby describes them as ‘lumpy orbs’.